An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” – the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful!” – the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor.”

:-)

Had to have a joke, the transmission just went out on my Jeep. Great timing. Hubby's in Oklahoma visiting mom, so I had to have friends come from across town to rescue me. Merry Christmas to us!