Is there a beautician in the house?!?...

Note to self:

If the stylist cutting your hair says, "Do you want to try something fun in back?" the correct answer is NO.

The correct answer didn't occur to me however. "Sure, I'm open to trying something new."

Bad answer.

I now have a very short bob haircut.

Worse yet, in the course of the conversation the stylist mentions she hasn't finished beauty school yet. In other words, she's a beauty school dropout.

I now have a very short bob haircut with a hack-job in back that looks like she used a dull battleaxe on it.

Let's see, hair grows at the rate of a half-inch every month... *sigh*.