You mean it gets HOT?...

Back to the silly prattle. After 15 years my curling iron finally had to be retired. (Wow, that's roughly 5475 days of faithful service!) So I headed off to Wally World to get a new one.

The scary part? When taking the new one out of the package I found this rather large tag attached to the cord:

I think this goes into the "DUH" catagory. What the heck were people doing with this thing to warrant putting this advisory on it? Trying to curl their eyelashes???

Here's other product warnings found on the Internet:

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

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