This week on Survivor...

Can you believe it took these people this long to figure out how to start a fire? Especially after the show has been on how many seasons now(?) and it's always been the biggest factor was whether the tribe had fire or not... so you'd think before going out to the island they would Google certain topics like, umm, ways to build a friggin fire! We said from day one, you have eyeglasses, use them to start the fire. Didn't any of these people burn ants as a kid???