Say it ain't so...

If you remember a couple weeks back I was complaining about the Christmas Light Gremlin making a mangled, tangled mess of all my tree lights each year. Well in the December issue of Reader's Digest on the Quotable Quotes page Robert Kirby of the Salt Lake Tribune makes note of the same perplexity:

"No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year,
they will be snarled again this Christmas"

Yeah? No kidding. Bite me.